Homework Blues

       As I shuffled into the classroom, I knew that Mr. Van Camp would never believe me. I looked at my scuffed shoes and mumbled, " My homework is not done, Sir. I do have a good excuse though."

       Mr. Van Camp scowled as he looked up from the papers he was marking. "This is not the first time your homework has not been completed. Perhaps," he suggested, "it's time to speak with your parents."

      "Please, you have no idea what will happen to me if you phone my home," I moaned.
     "Well, let's hear your excuse. It better be good."
     
     "Well last night I was sitting at home sharpening my pencil and I turn around and my homework is gone"

     Mr. Van Camp screamed at the top of his lungs," This isn't even worth listening to!"

     "Just hear me out"

     "Fine what happened?"

     "Ok well as I was saying I was sharpening my pencil and i turned around and my homework was gone, the only thin that was left was a little spec of egg shell. I followed a little trace of the white shell,into the street,and all of a sudden i saw a little blur of a large white figure running across the street at excessive speed. I ran after this unknown figure in the hope that i would my homework so that i could complete it on time and as I ran closer and closer the figure began to become more and more familiar. When i was in pouncing distance i leaped and landed on the suspect of my missing homework. As i revealed the mask i looked up and i was right in front of your house, i revealed who had taken my homework and it was your wife who had led me your house. She invited me into your house and and invited me to come into her room she led me to the closet and showed me her private stash of homework that she had accumulated over the years of living with you she gave me the answers but i dindt feel comfortable not being honest toward you and i gave her back the answers and went home."

    "That doesnt even sound real. I am giving you a zero for everything you done over the course of the year"

    "No you cant do that.

The Capone Incounter

After Mrs. Mitty came out of the drugstore, they climbed into their automobile, Walter fastened his seat belt, turned on the windscreen wipers and carefully pulled away from the curb. As they drove out of Waterbury noticed Al Capone standing on the side of the road as busy as a bee interrogating two men who looked as if they were as white as snow. Mitty got out of the car as slow as a snail and confronted Mr. Capone. Mitty told Capone that he was not aloud to confront these men in broad daylight and that he had to move into a closed area. Capone said something that was as clear as mud because of his accent, and wrapped up the two men in a rug and threw them in the back of Mitty's car. Mitty drove Mr. Capone and the two men to a abandoned storage unit. Capone and I were met by two men who looked to have large chips on there shoulders.  We threw the two men out of the trunk as if they were rag dolls and they landed in front of the two who were as fat as hogs standing at the back of the unit. I was standing right beside the two who were victimized texting our location to the police. The men were being beaten as if they were fish  till they were as limp as a wet noodle. All of a sudden there was three big knocks as if we were in a thunder storm and then Walter Walter stop your silly business keep your eyes on the road I want to get home in one piece.

Rage against Nazi's

During the winter of 1944 my family was rounded up as if we were cattle and put into a cargo train with 400 other people. In these hot days I swear it got up to 40 degrees in these trains. When we get to the concentration camps there are soldiers waiting for us. As we step out of the train family members are dragged like rag dolls in all different directions. I am forced into a small fenced area were it looks like ten people can fit but 100 fully grown men are cramed into it. Each day we are forced to go through excruciating torture running for 10 hours and if you fall behind you get shot right then and there. I had two daughters and they were twins one day i saw them going into a building were there was a scientist conducting painful experiments on twins. I run toward the door to stop them from entering but it is to late. It takes four guards to stop me from acting like a bull in a china shop and wrecking the doctor who is experimenting on my two little girls.